Every moment in your life has led up to this point. The precipice before you serves as the demarcation line between “all my other shirts” and “brand new paradigm.” So, do you cast all fears aside and strap this sucker to your chest face? Or do you return to the dreary world of soggy cereal and traffic jams? The choice is yours. But know this: There is no turning back. Illustration by the bayle

Screen print on 60% cotton / 40% poly shirt.