The Official "Full-Time Dad, Part Time Hooker" funny fishing shirts and hoodies are NOT available in stores, ONLY here! These hilarious shirts are the perfect unique gift for dad for all his special occasions from Christmas, to birthdays, Father's Day, fishing opener, and MORE.

Don't be fooled by cheap overseas competitors who ship you sub-par shirts from overseas (if you do actually get them), all of our apparel is crafted with care in the USA.

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Product Information

Gildan Mens T-Shirt

5.3 oz.

Pre-shrunk 100% cotton

Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves

Seven-eighths inch seamless collar

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Tearaway label

Unisex Hoodie

A cozy, no-nonsense hoodie to keep you warm

9-ounce, 50/50 cotton/poly fleece

Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish

Two-Ply Hood

Set in Sleeves with rib knit cuffs and waistband

Front Pouch Pocket

Crewneck Sweatshirt

This comfy sweater is quality on a budget

9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material

Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish

Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar