We hold this face-melting ripper of an electric guitar solo to be self-evident.

Hear us out. Who says that if the Mount Crushmore crew was alive today that they'd be in politics? Maybe they'd take a different path. Maybe, just maybe, they'd be '80s hair band rock GODS. Ever think about that?

Take a scan over this KUNUFLEX™ button down and you'll find Abe on the axe, George on the drums, a bald eagle providing that silky smooth sax, and, bringing it home, Uncle Teddy on lead vocals.